The Star Federation is concerned about the too rapid progress of a socially immature, aggressive and xenophobic civilization with the self-name “Earthlings” of the third planet of the yellow dwarf system, which led to the unexpected entry of aborigines into space. The Department of Galactic Control (DGC) is trying various methods against earthlings inhibition of development. Top management, dissatisfied with the interim results of the work, demands results. Failure will put an end to the career of the head of the DGK mission in a system that has spoiled all the reporting of the Department. The proposal of the intern, who proposed measures to overload the computer networks of the aborigines with information noise, helps out. As a result, scientific and technological progress on Earth is successfully, and without significant costs, slowed down. But the side effect is the plunge of the world of the third planet into chaos - so it’s nothing personal. The main thing is that, having pushed the intern who helped him far, the chief of the mission in the solar system went for a promotion. Now his hobby is to enjoy in his spare time the masterpieces of pseudoscientific graphomania and bureaucratic instructions of earthlings - the most terrible weapon in the fight against scientific and technological progress.