No matter how strange it may seem at first glance, the questions “How did the world around us arise?” and “Who (not yourself, your loved one) should be held responsible for troubles and getting out of difficult everyday situations,” turn out to be closely related to each other. When humanity matured in its development to serious religious teachings, it seemed that the answers to these questions found once and for all. But then irresponsible scientists came and did a great dirty trick on humanity - they excommunicated the gods from the creation of the Universe. And the question of who is to blame for all this disgrace that is happening around us was again hanging in the air. Trying to solve this problem, after long attempts, with the help of meditation, I managed to enter the Unified Information Field of the Multiverse and obtain previously hidden secret knowledge about the origin of our Universe. I will share this knowledge with you, dear readers. But I warn you that it will not be easy for you to accept this, far from the most pleasant truth... The "mistakes" have been corrected and, taking into account the received feedback from readers, following the recommendations of Rospotrebnadzor on ensuring consumer safety, a HEALTH HAZARD WARNING has been added: Characters with amputees of intellect and sense of humor , especially for those for whom reviews are a means of self-affirmation and/or writing some dirty tricks on the author, it is strongly not recommended to read - for such there is a real threat of brain damage with a fatal outcome. P.S. Based on the question raised during the discussion by readers about possible translation options for the word bang (Big Bang), one of them proposed a slang version of the translation of the word bang - to fuck, and on this basis the idea was expressed, let’s say, of a slightly different theory of the origin of the Universe. The idea, in my opinion, is quite original. I thank the reader for the interesting idea. It undoubtedly contains a certain creative potential. But I fear that the scientific community has not yet matured enough to accept such a revolutionary approach in astrophysics and may even inadvertently kill it if this idea is implemented in the form of a published story.