Have you heard about space-time sinuses in the matter of the world? Some say that there is a lot of such goodness in our world, others brush it off, saying it’s all nonsense. It's nonsense, it's not nonsense, but I have such a thing. And it’s well-appointed too! This story is an attempt at writing in the style of everyday Soviet fiction of the 70s - 80s of the last century. Of course, there are modern paraphernalia here, but the language and the lack of even a hint of action (I don’t mean computer games, but “bang-bang, oh-oh-oh!” in a literary work) are taken from that era. Anyone who remembers science fiction magazine publications of those years will understand what I mean.