"The subordinate in front of the boss must look dashing and stupid, so as not to embarrass the bosses with his understanding" .. "To the soldiers in thought to speak not according to what is written, so that the fool may be seen by everyone". "In Moscow and in the cities to wear dresses, Hungarian kaftans, the upper ones are long on the garter, and the lower ones are shorter than the upper ones, in the same likeness" . “The sugar trade is an original business of thieves, and therefore pay them a meager . Yes, hang one a year, so that others are not affected!” (From the imperishable decrees of the Tsar-Father, Emperor of All Russia, Tsar Peter I the Great) And, perhaps, the villains lie on the Internet, and the sovereign did not write these decrees . But only here the Russian people on these commandments to this time holds a landmark - but not the people that the torment of the state balls in their hiding places in the dark drags ; and not the one that cums and matchmakers in the service of the sovereign to attach norovite ; and not the one that, according to its leadership position, everything is under the skirt of the ladies from the accounting and advertising to climb up - no, not the one . But also Russian, and very patient . And cheerful at the same time: until he is so cheerful that he invents his own office grater and makes himself great with plankton, and invites everyone generously to the glorious Friday Corporative .