"Max Berlyant - smoked tube . He travels from d to Moscow and from Moscow to d several times a year. He is familiar with all the buffets at the train stations, in friendly relations with all conductors, He was already in the deep gubernias ,. where Jews are allowed to stay for no more than twenty-four hours, Then he went to all the police stations.... There was a lot of confusion along the way ,. He was upset and upset, and all because of the Jewry .. That is, not because Jewry exists, but because he himself is, excuse me, a Jew. And not so much because he's Jewish, but because he looks like he is, I'm sorry, like a Jew. “In the image and likeness of God” oh, this “godlike image” of me! The eyes are black, shiny, hair is also black, shiny real Semitic hair, and the accent, a real Jewish reprimand with a larynx letter “r”, and to all this nose! Oh, and nose! .. The story was first published in the Jewish daily Der Veg (The Way), Warsaw, 1905.