King Drumocle, the ruler of Glarm, woke up, looked around and could not remember where he was. This happened to him often, because the king used to fall asleep in different rooms of the palace, under the mood. The Royal Palace in Ultragnoll was the largest creation of human hands on Glorm, and even in the entire galaxy. Some personal royal bedrooms in this colossal structure numbered forty-seven pieces. And in addition, in another sixty rooms, Drumocle had couches, folding beds, folding sofas, air mattresses and other devices in case he suddenly wanted to suck. Therefore, choosing a bed was an evening adventure for him, and waking up was a morning mystery. As he sat down and looked around, Dramocles discovered that he had spent the night on a pile of pillows in one of the Cosmat rooms, so named because of the bundles of black hair that grew in abundance at the corners. Having dealt with the problem of location, the king thought about the issue of coffee drinking. Usually this issue was solved by simply pressing a button near the bed. In the royal kitchen, a bell was ringing and a huge cappuccino car was turned on. It was only necessary to ring the bell like a smoking cappuccino, sweetened exactly according to the royal taste, rushed through copper pipes several miles long and poured from the tap in any room where Drumocle wanted to drink coffee. This time, however, Dramocles slept in a part of the palace that had not yet been connected to the coffee network.... Home »