So, yes. Ankh-Morpork - this is not some sheepskin wilderness for you! Here everything is completely civilization. Here they sell sausages in dough, rob and kill (and sometimes without a license!), joke and balamut, chemical and magic . And there are certainly some mishaps.... This is where the Guardians come in.... The work is not dusty, with promotion opportunities, but it has its own professional secrets. First, you should learn to run not too fast (or else what is good, catch up) . Secondly, it is necessary to learn the basic principle of survival in street fights - not to participate in such fights at all. Thirdly, to shout "Everything is calm!" should not be too loud, otherwise they may hear . In general, the main thing is to choose the right thing to protect: for example, in bad weather it is best to stand guard at the city Opera (there is such a convenient portico where you can hide from the rain) - suddenly this glorious building will be stolen? Or, say, the Bronze Bridge, it can also be bitten by robbers . But working in the Ankh-Morpork Guard opens up just fantastic opportunities ........ [ ] In every sense of the word...... [ )