New Year's Eve for everyone. For news authors and admin of the site - good mood. Thank you for being .. Business slang dictionary . The book is not new, but very funny. (There is a version 4. 1, but in the vastness of the Internet, I could not find it. Please do not judge me severely.... From the article "New salutations of white collars" by Kirill Denisov (News 28.) 07. 2006): "... Judging by the dictionary of Pogrebnyak, the greatest joy for clerks is the conversion of English words into Russian. When translating from Latin to Cyrillic, simple words begin to play with faces, well, not as diamonds, let's put it, but as quite brilliant rhinestones. For hearing unexpectedly and extremely. The absurd verb "facapit" (or "profacapit") - in general, means that employees "fail something" ... English to push (to exert pressure) becomes a verb: put... Satisfaction Client Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Customer Satisfaction Customer Customer Satisfaction Customer Satisfaction Customer Customer Satis Customer .. Happy Birthday. For a variety of categories of citizens, businessmen have amazing figurative names. Employees of the respected company Pricewaterhouse Coopers are disrespectfully called pigs Employees of the Department of Direct / Portfolio Investments . There was also a kind word for Large Corporate Clients (KKK): poop. And obviously poor customers are called either hamsters or clowns .. For the most important boss, there are nicknames: Inferno the unreal boss and Papa the unreal. Middle managers are called moose, upper deer, and lower banderlogs... U.S. citizens are called coconuts (maybe from the Americas?). The Japanese, on the other hand, are called panasonics, which do not need to be explained .... A pack of cutlet bills, and a thick pack of green greasy cutlet. The company to run the money" is a living bread. And what does the charming word pupeye mean? Oh, just a promotional brochure about the company's activities . It is possible, by the way, to compare, as an experiment, how would explain some criminal elements and employees of the office in conditional-like situations (very far-fetched, so do not judge strictly' the author has neither criminal nor business experience): 1. Criminals: - Well, what, the little one came to the rescue? - No, the ointment did not roll . The schmuck ran over, but threw the little one, and the cops high did not catch . - Atas' where will we get the money now? 2. Clercs: - Well, came the button eye? - No, Dad unreal returned for revision. He had coconuts, looked and left unsatisfied. What about the yild cock? ... How to relate to the fact of the emergence of a new slang? It is disingenuous not to see it and not to hear it? But even stupidities that exist objectively, 'in nature, in language' will not cancel, whether they like it or not. So it's worth trying to learn, learn, understand .. For the completeness and variety of life sensations . At least .. As a business slang name for large companies: ... Ernst & Young: Ernst & prst Deloitte&Touche: Toilet and Shower Baker & Mack. Kenzi: Byaki-Makaki Ghouta Forest CJSC: Ghouta chips ... " Tags: Russian language