Ok, Grunts, listen up. You’re in the Space Corps now. Which is why you’re going to need this book. You’ve completed basic training and you’re about to be launched into deep space. You thought your best friend was your best friend. Wrong!!! Your best friend is this book, because this book will teach you how to survive.Forget ‘civilised’ society, now it’s ‘survival of the fittest’. I have seen many good men and women under my command perish because they lacked the survival instinct. All of them were brave. Most of them were noble. And many of them were simply delicious and filling when accompanied by a simple stew of nettles and berries.They did not have what it takes to survive - have you?Yes, I’ve eaten human flesh. I'm not proud of it - but I’m alive. I’ve also eaten many of my own body parts - and I don’t have any regrets. Well...maybe one. Undercooking my appendix. But I did what I had to do. And so must you. This book can help. Read it.Study it. Live it. And, when you’re stuck in the middle of the desert in 100 degree temperature, with no water and raging dysentery, I hope you’ll enjoy using it just as much as I did writing it.A bit of mindless violence never hurt anyone.