This hilarious romp charts the dramatic ups and downs of Tottenham Hotspur, as seen through the eyes of one of its most unlikely heroes: Roy Reyland, the loyal kit man who has served Spurs for thirty years. Outlasting no less than 18 managers, Roy has seen it all and worked with some of White Hart Lane's biggest stars - from Ardiles and Gazza to Klinsmann and Ginola. As the club's unofficial agony aunt, Roy has seen the tears and the triumphs, the dressing-room pranks, and has a unique insight into the inner-workings of the legendary Premiership side. He has visited Wembley more times that man.;Cover; Title Page; Dedication; ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS; Table of Contents; FOREWORD; PREFACE; PROLOGUE; CHAPTER 1 : 'MR GREAVES, MR GREAVES!'; CHAPTER 2 : THE GOING GETS TURF; CHAPTER 3 : LEARNING THE ROPES; CHAPTER 4 : 'WHERE'S YOUR HOLSTEN?'; CHAPTER 5 : GAZZA, GUNS AND GOALS; CHAPTER 6 : A BITTERSWEET VICTORY; CHAPTER 7 : SPURS IN ... BERMUDA?; CHAPTER 8 : THESE COLOURS DON'T RUN; CHAPTER 9 : MANAGERS, MANAGERS, MANAGERS; CHAPTER 10 : SUPERSTITIONS OF THE STARS; CHAPTER 11 : EARNING THEIR SPURS; CHAPTER 12 : LEGENDS AT THE LANE; CHAPTER 13 : TOUGH GUYS AND HARD MEN.