To entertain its new neighbors, a kind puppet puts Chicken McNuggetsinto tiny coffins and buries them in its yard. A famous pest control manis diagnosed with the “In the Air Tonight” disease, an incurablesickness that slowly turns its sufferers into the rapist referenced inPhil Collins’ hit song “In the Air Tonight.” Having just escaped TERRORTOWN, a man is opened up like a can of sardines by a can of sardines.The supposedly debunked but very real ghost caught on camera in themovieThree Men and a Babyexacts revenge on humanity for notbelieving in him. Though Courtney Cute is indeed the cutest child in theworld, her evil doll and batshit-insane grandfather are anything but. AOuija board grows bored of being a Ouija board. Two passengers (onehuman, one evil scarecrow) aboard the sinking RMSTitanicrefuse to abandon ship because they’re too busy watching the blockbuster filmTitanicon the actualTitanic…These and many more ABSURDITIES await inIs Winona Ryder Still with the Dude from Soul Asylum? and Other LURID Tales of TERROR and DOOM!!!, the second collection of bizarro-whacko-absurdo short fiction from Douglas Hackle.“Hackle may be the best absurdist story writer working today.” –Bradley Sands, author ofDodgeball High“Hacklecombines an English major's love of literature and respect for thewritten word with a twelve year old's penchant for dark, dirty, dementedimaginings and the crassest of crass, sick/twisted humor.” –ArthurGraham, author ofTanuki Tango Overdrive