Gone are the days of complimentary in-flight champagne and cushy sleeping-car coaches on the Orient Express. Say hello to $50 “legroom upgrades” and bedbug-infested hotels. What’s a weary, frustrated traveler to do? Hang tight—it’s Joey Green to the rescue!Last-Minute Travel Secretscontains more than a hundred unique travel tips that may sound goofy but really do work. You will discover how to correct uncomfortable accommodations using everyday household products.• Uncork a wine bottle with a sneaker• Protect your car from bug splatters with cooking spray• Find your car in a parking lot using a water bottle• Use a motel bathtub as a washing machine• Muffle the sound of crying babies using tampon earplugs• Purify and desalinate ocean water with a T-shirt• And much, much more!The book also includes interesting and strange travel sidebars and fascinating trivia to keep you entertained until your lost luggage arrives—from Topeka.