The person whom the world revolves around.The person who defeats all of his opponents, and ultimately gets the beautiful girl.The sole existence all villains fear.That is the protagonist.What about me?As a failed author who had only one success throughout his whole career, I had reincarnated into my late novel."This is it"I thought, as I tightly clenched my fist.Did I just get reincarnated in my own novel?Is this where I reincarnate in a novel and become the protagonist?No.Sadly it's not that kind of novel, as I reincarnated as a mob.The world doesn't revolve around me.The girls don't come flocking towards me.The cheat items don't come to me."Phew"I let out a sigh of relief."Thank god I'm not the protagonist"I joyfully shouted as tears streamed down my cheeks.Wait, are you curious as to why I don't want to be the protagonist?I did forget to mention the most important thing when I was describing a protagonist.That is...They are calamity magnets.I just died. If I learned something from that, it's that it really isn't a pleasant experience.If possible let me live a long stable life.Thank you, whoever reincarnated me.I would later come to regret these words...