“A funeral procession is walking down the street. An old lady rushes towards us. “Who are we burying, son?” “A policeman, grandma... She crosses herself: “I ...

“Lieutenant Rzhevsky was asked: “Is it true that in your youth they wanted to appoint you as a member of the court?” “Oh, youth, youth. A member here, a memb...

“In the student canteen: - Give me two sausages... There is noise in the queue, shouts: “Are you making noise, you bastard?!” - ...And twelve forks, please.....

“A “new Russian” is walking down the street, and next to him are two musclemen. He meets his friend who asks him: “Hello, Kolya, who is this with you?” “This...

“Arriving home, a drunk man hits the table with his fist and shouts in a bad voice: “Who’s the boss here?” His wife responded by throwing a rolling pin at hi...

“The general scolds two privates: “What are you saying: every word you say is swearing, every word is swearing... Those: “Sorry, comrade general, but more of...