What if everything you know is an illusion? What if humanity and the Earth itself exist within a massive computer program? A radical theory suggests that we are all parts of a simulation created by a more advanced civilization with too much time on its hands. But there are also those who want to prevent anyone from learning the truth. Having studied the evidence that our reality is being manipulated, a group of enthusiasts is preparing to fight for the existence of humanity. Their weapons are a mop and a bucket for cleaning up glitches. Written in collaboration with neural networks of the GPT family.