“… It was early, the restaurant had recently opened, and the waiter came up quickly. “I want fish!” – said Marina Petrovna. “There are no fish!” – the waiter answered. “Restaurant on the river!” - Marina Petrovna reminded him. - So, should we catch it ourselves? - The waiter was unperturbed. - What is there? - asked Marina Petrovna. - Goulash with pasta. Marina Petrovna winced: - Is there caviar? - Granular caviar in tartlets. - In what? - In these kind of waffle boxes. - I see, - Marina Petrovna showed remarkable intelligence, - so that it’s not visible there was how much was put there. Please bring three of them so that you can eat caviar properly once in your life. - Vodka? - asked the waiter. - Lemonade! - Who eats caviar with lemonade? - Me! - answered Marina Petrovna. – I eat caviar and drink lemonade! It is my right! And bring some cake! And then the man at the next table, whom Marina Petrovna had not noticed before, began to laugh.  ..."