They say that his clothes merge with the background, wherever he stands. There is a lot of talk about Shva, but one thing is for sure: no one notices it .. Except for me. My name is Ency Bonano, and it was I who realized that Shva is "functionally invisible". I used that quality of his to make a bunch of bucks. I became his friend.... But along with that, I hurt him too much .. So if you close your mouth and open your ears, I'll tell you everything I know about Schwa, from how he got his name to what really happened to his mom. You will know everything.... Unless, of course, the Schwa effect erases the memories of him from my mind before I finish my story...