Join Persimmon, Runt and Father Mephistopheles in the battle against the marauding dragon to save the village of Yendur. Runt raised his blade, his eyes shining with tears.─ Glimmer! Oh Glimmer! The songs composed in your honor will be long and tedious! ─ he picked up the broken pieces and closed his eyes. ─ I won’t calm down until...─ Blah, blah, blah,” said the priest. ─You just bought it from the little cross-eyed asshole near Terrace Road.─ It's still a magic sword.─ It was a magic sword. Now it’s a magical artifact.─ What’s the difference?─ And you try to kill an orc with an artifact. First published in the almanac “Andromeda Spaceways Inflight Magazine” #6