**Title:** A Survival Guide for Dog Owners **Author:** Martin Baksendeil **Publisher:** FAIR-PRESS **ISBN:** 5-8183-0826-X **Year of Publication:** 2005 **Pages:** 32 **Language:** Russian **Format:** DJVU **Size:** 1.35 MB **Description:** A dog can truly be a man's best friend—loyal, obedient, and affectionate, always eager to please and wagging its tail in gratitude for even the slightest attention or praise. It stands as a vigilant guardian, fearlessly protecting your home and possessions day and night. A little, floppy-eared puppy can bring joy to your children as it grows alongside them, becoming a beloved member of the family. But on the flip side… your sweet pup could just as easily transform into a noisy, smelly, drooling, flea-infested menace. It might tear up carpets, chew on shoes, scratch furniture, lunge at mail carriers, sniff inappropriate places, traipse muddy paws across your clean floors, be picky about food, dig up flower beds, chase cats, brawl with other dogs, and resist training efforts from an inexperienced owner. In short, it could become a Cerberus sent to turn your life into a daily ordeal, and your once pristine lawn into a veritable wasteland. So, if you adore your dog but occasionally feel an overwhelming urge to give that pesky creature a little kick, this survival guide is an absolute must-have. Millions of beleaguered dog owners around the world have eagerly awaited a publication like this one.