Scummy Mummies is a comedy book for less-than-perfect parents. It's about how bringing up kids can be a tough business, but we're all going through the same things, and it's easier if we can have a good laugh about it. The book covers a range of themes relevant to modern parents, from pregnancy and potty training to school, sex, and nits. There are fun features like Sex Positions For Parents, quizzes such as Did Our Husbands Really Say That?, and Scummy Mummy Life Hacks.;Intro; TITLE PAGE; COPYRIGHT PAGE; TABLE OF CONTENTS; DEAR FELLOW SCUMMY MUMMY; FROM SHAGGING TO SHOUTING: IS THERE SEX LIFE AFTER KIDS?; BUMPS, BIRTHS AND BODILY FLUIDS: AND SO IT BEGINS; NAVIGATING NUTRITION: DO FISH FINGERS COUNT AS ONE OF YOUR FIVE-A-DAY?; POTTY TRAINING, PUSHCHAIRS AND PEPPA PIG: DEALING WITH THE DAILY GRIND; FROM NITS TO NAPPY RASH: SURVIVING THE CALPOL YEARS; TIGERS VS HELICOPTERS: WHAT'S YOUR PARENTING STYLE?; WORKING 5 TO 9: BALANCING BOARD MEETINGS WITH BEDTIME; SCHOOL OF FRAUGHT: DEALING WITH PHONICS, FÊTES AND FRIENDSHIPS; HELLO PRE-MUM ME: ARE YOU STILL IN THERE?