This novel is about supernatural horror and fine dining. The authors whet your appetite with an exciting trip to the Pacific Northwest in search of the rare Jagged Eel. This woodland outing is flavored with degenerate rednecks, doused with a generous dose of sex sauce, and topped with an ending that would drive restaurant critics around the world crazy. Only those with strong stomachs and lovers of spicy food are able to digest this concoction. In A Family Tradition, Lee and Pilan show that in the rainforests of the Pacific Northwest there are far worse things than amphetamine-addled rednecks... secrets that no man should know. This is The Book of Kitchen Secrets, written by Jeffrey Dahmer on acid, with a slight Lovecraftian flavor and a touch of gritty realism to satisfy even the most discerning taste. Pamper yourself and enjoy luxurious haute cuisine from two masters of gastronomic mayhem. Then, not only will you think twice about venturing into the woods again, you'll never be able to watch food TV the same way again... The duo that brought you Bruiser, Shifters and cult favorite Splatterspunk presents! "A Family Tradition" is a real thrill-seeker's treat that's best swallowed before it swallows you. "After reading this 'literary gem' you are left with such a disgusting feeling that you want to get under the shower!!!" — Travis DePuty