*"Fantastic!" --the actual Jeff Goldblum (for real)*The perfect gift and essential companion for any fan of Jeff Goldblum, Hollywood's most beloved and otherworldly icon.You like Jeff Goldblum. We like Jeff Goldblum. Helen McCloryreallylikes Jeff Goldblum.So lie back, Jurassic Park-style, and prepare to enjoyThe Goldblum Variations, a collection of stories, musings, puzzles, and games based on the one and only Jeff Goldblum as he (and alternate versions of himself) travels through the known (and unknown) universe in a mighty celebration of weird and wonderful Goldbluminess.Maybe he's cresting the steep bluffs of a mysterious planet on an epic treasure hunt, maybe he's wearing a nice sweater, maybe he's reading from this very book. The possibilities are endless. Treat yourself . . . because all that glitters is Goldblum.words : 10133