The work is written based on the memories of a stormy youth and diluted with a bit of fantasy. A story about the resort adventures of two St. Petersburg "gougers." How many adventures awaited us! They were there every step of the way. Sometimes you think: how did we even survive, having gone through the turn of centuries and a change of system? But we survived precisely because we wanted and were not afraid to live. Our fifth point was constantly looking for adventure. We were not entertained by the Internet or electronic games. We entertained ourselves. Sometimes dangerous, sometimes tough, often fun. But always sincerely. This is what I wish for dear readers. Save time! Have fun! Look for adventure! For what else, if not the memories of your turbulent youth, can you boast of as “goofy” elderly...