Unhappy is the graduate student who has to actually do things other than homework while on the work-study clock. I was lucky, as far as those gigs went. Spending twenty hours a week checking DVDs in and out of the film library for the Humanities Department of Miskatonic University wasn’t bad. Only a few TAs ever came in; with YouTube for clips and most of our DVDs available in digital format from the Orne Library or on pirate sites, we didn’t see a lot of action.Well, the film library didn’t. I was obsolete—mostly I existed to service the handful of older professors who couldn’t understand streaming sites. But, given the library’s positioning just off the student computer lab, in a disused office, I had a front row seat for the scandalous and torrid affair Dr. Hernandez was currently conducting with one of her graduate students.