Who Else Wants To Transform Their Backyard From Boring To Beautiful?Nothing is as awe inspiring as a tranquil garden pond just outside your back door. But isn't building and maintaining a pond a ton of work, not to mention a lot of money and, let's face it, major headaches? No way!Expert gardener and pond know-it-all Joshua Rothman has been building and cleaning ponds and waterfalls professionally for the past twenty years. His latest book in the Humiliate Your Neighbors series,Expert Loopholes For How To Build A Pond and Water Garden Faster Than You Dreamed Possible, reveals everything you need to know for building and maintaining a perfect pond from scratch.Learn all of the secrets of the trade:The perfect location for your pondThe best materials for constructionExpert ideas for functional pond designSimple steps for maintaining a healthy pond environmentHow to build a Koi pondHow to keep Koi healthy and happyYear-round advice for caring for pond plants and fish12 steps for a stress-free annual cleaning