ReviewA winning story...part science, part spoof, part heart-warmer. --_Publishers Weekly_Plenty of odd characters...fun! --_Locus_Product DescriptionAn officer and an idiot...Guido and Nunzio may not be the brightest bodyguards in the world-but they certainly are faithful. When Skeeve "the Great" asks them to join the army of Possiltum, the two thugs volunteer without question...Except: Whose side are they on?Queen Hemlock's? The Mob Fairy Godfather's? Skeeve's? The two baffled bodyguards barely have time to figure it out-they've been handed government-issue crossbows, armored with leather skirts, and given combat orders by the dreaded drill sergeant Smiley!With war heroes like these... who needs enemies?