If you’re going to write dirty stories about your neighbors, don’t give them tiny c*cks.A standalone romance with an HEA ending and no cliffhangers.**Love thy neighbors?** No way. *Never going to happen.*Ethan Burke and Lars Johansen are **chiseled **male perfection, with their **cocky** smiles, **bulging** biceps and **washboard abs.**They're also **rich, arrogant **jerks. *Ugh.*I’m supposed to **swoon** over their panty-melting smiles, **but I refuse to get the memo.** After we feud over a parking spot, I write them into a dirty story.And, when it comes to describing their, ahem, **equipment,** I get very stingy. How stingy? **Think two inches.**** *Bad author.* **Unfortunately for me, they **find** the story.And they make me **read** it to them. While showing me how **wrong** I was. ** *One deliciously long inch at a time.* **For the record - they’re **very** well endowed.** *I’ve never been happier to write a retraction.* **words : 31398Auszeichnung : isbn searched